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2016 Vintage: The Lukas Graham

 “7 Years.” I sang it. She said, “In 7 years you’ll still be looking for your car keys.”

Part of the 57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The Shopping Marathon
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The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Blackberry” Edition
In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s...” Edition
In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
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63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiderMan_Tobey03/10/2015 10:32With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Men_In_Black_K02/13/1996 21:46We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Unix_Wizard09/04/1999 15:01sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Tyler_Durden_Real11/13/2006 16:02Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Kill_Bill_Bride01/19/2003 12:21I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Jackass_Johnny08/11/2005 03:03Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Doge_Much_Funny08/13/2002 02:02Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Technorati_Tag09/07/1997 22:23Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

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