“7 Years.” I sang it. She said, “In 7 years you’ll still be looking for your car keys.”
Part of the 57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
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