I told her I’m using 100% of my brain capacity. She said, “Then use 2% of it to remember where you parked the car.”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
I see what you did there. Clever!
Tapping my way to a good mood.