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2014 Classic: The Lucy

 I told her I’m using 100% of my brain capacity. She said, “Then use 2% of it to remember where you parked the car.”

Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tripod_Member04/26/1996 22:50Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Austin_Powers_Groovy06/14/2011 19:19Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Full_House_Michelle04/01/1998 21:38You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Pizza_Pizza_9901/27/2010 20:01Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@HTML_Hacker03/11/1997 14:03<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Fight_Club_Member10/22/2009 04:24I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Trololo_Man_7002/23/1996 07:34Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Guestbook_Signer09/20/1995 00:40Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@I_See_What_You01/28/2000 15:24I see what you did there. Clever!
@Tablet_User_1008/10/2009 22:14Tapping my way to a good mood.

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