“We will never be royals…” “With the way you tip, I believe you,” says the bartender.
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
One billion... laughs!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.