Why did the moon go to the bank? To change its “quarters.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
What is this? A joke for ants?
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Go, go, go! More jokes!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!