Why did the moon go to the party? Because it had “phase-d” in.
Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-mote” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
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Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
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Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Classic. Simply classic.