What do you call a frog that’s a spy? A “croak-and-dagger” agent.
Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Spirit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
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And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
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Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!