1995 Legacy: The Lion King Legacy

Why don’t you ever play cards in the jungle? Because there are too many “cheetahs” (and Mufasa is always watching).

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why do ducks make great detectives? Answer: Because they always ...read more »

In 2010, the pinnacle of style was a Silly Bandz bracelet, and th...read more »

What did one wall say to the other wall? Answer: “I’ll meet you ...read more »

In 2018, life was all about finding a Golden Scar and avoiding th...read more »

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Answer: Beca...read more »

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Answer: Purr-ple!read more »

Why don’t teddy bears ever get hungry? Answer: Because they’re a...read more »

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Answer: Because he was outst...read more »

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Answer: “Hey, ...read more »

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Answer: Nacho cheese!read more »

In 2021, the ultimate stress reliever was a rainbow-colored fidge...read more »

In 1999, the ultimate flex was a holographic Charizard card and a...read more »

What did the pencil say to the paper? Answer: “You’ve got a good...read more »

In 1996, the world went 3D with the release of the Nintendo 64, a...read more »

@Hackers_Movie_Fan01/23/2015 04:00Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Sixteen_Candles11/25/2002 16:43I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Harambe_Memories06/06/1998 22:07Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Net_Neutrality08/25/2005 09:59Equality for all jokes!

@iPhone_User_0708/19/2012 19:30There’s an app for that? No, just this site!