2000 Legacy: The Leaf

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a message on my voicemail!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter07/04/1997 00:11The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Antivirus_Pro05/02/2011 04:09No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Sixteen_Candles06/10/2001 05:17I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Friday_Rebecca10/27/1997 03:20Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Me_Gusta_Face03/29/2008 05:21Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

@Web_2_0_Fan11/24/2002 13:58This is the future of humor!

@Social_Media_G06/02/2013 17:07I’m going to poke you for this joke!