2021 Legacy: The Last Night in Soho

She wants to live in the 60s. I told her I’m already living in the past because I still use a wallet instead of Apple Pay.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »

I told her I want to delete the memory of our last argument. She...read more »

I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

@Futurama_Bender08/08/1998 18:16Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Firewall_Wizard09/06/2004 04:39Letting this joke through the port.

@Lock_Stock_Two08/07/2010 17:20It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Hide_The_Pain_H02/10/1997 15:12I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Flash_Intro_Hater04/12/2008 00:05Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Get_Flash_Player04/10/2002 13:15Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Android_Bot_9907/24/1998 04:20Beep boop. Humor recognized.