2008 Vintage: The Lady Gaga

“Just Dance.” I told her it’ll be okay. She said, “It won’t be okay if you don’t find your ‘Poker Face’ and stop lying about the credit card.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »

I told her I want to delete the memory of our last argument. She...read more »

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »

I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

@Geocities_Builder03/29/1999 03:36I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Encarta_Explorer01/14/2011 07:55I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Keyboard_Warrior10/13/2007 14:57F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Hellboy_Red12/30/2009 05:55I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Transformers_OP01/30/2000 18:43Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Facepalm_Master12/08/1996 05:40I facepalmed and then I laughed.

@Influencer_9910/27/2012 18:25My followers need to see this!