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2017 Classic: The Kong

Skull Island: I told her I’m a giant ape. She said, “I know, I’ve seen you eat wings.”

Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A recent study has found that...
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
The First Date Memory
Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Lyricist
 I wrote her a song. She asked, "Did you use Suno or Udio?" I sai...read more »
“Some people ask the secret of...
“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Aura Tracker
 My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SouthPark_Stan11/03/2014 22:55Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Titanic_Jack04/05/2006 22:34I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Terminator_2_Fan06/12/2006 19:58Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Fight_Club_Tyler08/22/2005 00:47The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@MP3_Encoder11/11/2015 14:34128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@DragonBall_Z_G03/28/2005 15:53His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@G_I_Joe_Real01/07/2008 12:22And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Karate_Kid_Wax01/09/2015 03:51Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Evolution_Dance10/07/2011 00:19The history of humor in one post.

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