Skull Island: I told her I’m a giant ape. She said, “I know, I’ve seen you eat wings.”
Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
A recent study has found that...
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
The First Date Memory
Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Lyricist
I wrote her a song. She asked, "Did you use Suno or Udio?" I sai...read more »
“Some people ask the secret of...
“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Aura Tracker
My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The GTA VI
It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »
69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
The history of humor in one post.