2009 Vintage: The Karaoke

A guy sings “Poker Face” by Lady Gaga. He doesn’t know the words, so he just says “Mum-mum-mum-mah.”

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@BBS_Veteran09/03/2004 05:26Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Doom_Guy05/11/2006 19:28Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Net_Addict_200006/28/1996 15:22My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Zoolander_Derek09/04/2012 18:28What is this? A joke for ants?

@Hansel_So_Hot10/10/2014 02:50That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Search_Scout_9911/11/2001 01:32Scouting the web for gems like this.