2005 Vintage: The Kanye

“Gold Digger” is the number one song. I told my wife it reminds me of her. She reminded me that we share a bank account and it’s currently empty.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Finding_Nemo_Dory10/20/2008 16:15Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Pirates_Jack_S12/27/2003 18:39But you have heard of this joke!

@Silk_Road_Ghost02/24/1998 11:52Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei07/11/1995 05:57You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Daria_Morg09/29/2002 15:25My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Confused_Travolta08/13/2004 10:27Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@GL_HF_Runner09/14/2009 12:04Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

@Deal_With_It_G02/25/2005 14:25Deal with it. This is gold.