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2019 Legacy: The Jumanji 2

 I told her I’m in a new avatar. She said, “You’re in the same pajamas you wore in 2017. Change them.”

Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro10/18/2005 23:57Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@MIRC_Operator12/27/1997 11:33/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Cal_Naughton_Jr06/25/2013 00:22The magic man... is laughing!
@Hamster_Dance_X08/18/2007 09:15Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Illidan_Blind04/07/2004 15:08I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Last_Commenter09/04/2013 18:10Saving the best laugh for last!

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