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2009 Vintage: The Julie & Julia

 She’s cooking through a book. I’m the “Julie” who has to eat all the experiments. My stomach is “Julia-ed.”

Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dumb_And_Dumber12/26/1998 20:30So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Charmed_Ones09/18/2003 07:46The power of three... laughs!
@Mean_Girls_Regina09/08/2011 01:01Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Unix_Wizard10/23/1995 22:39sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Digimon_Tamer12/02/1999 02:19My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Dodgeball_Pat04/30/2014 19:47If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Bebo_Lover_0512/30/1997 17:20Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@True_Story_Neil09/20/2004 03:14True story! I was there!

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