My husband is convinced a giant iPhone is coming. I told him he already has a laptop. He said, “But this one won’t have a keyboard!”
Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Smart Glasses Logic
"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Apple Glasses
My wife is wearing them while we eat. I asked what she’s looking...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
A police officer jumps into his...
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“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »
“Some people ask the secret of...
“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
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2025 Classic: The AI Closet
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66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The GTA VI
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.