It’s thinner and has a camera. My husband is using it to take photos of his own forehead. He says it’s for “documentation.”
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I’ll be back... to read this again.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
3D laughs are the best!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.
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