I told her we’re an instant family. She said, “There was nothing ‘instant’ about the twelve hours of labor I went through.”
Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
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The Life Insurance
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57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
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60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition
In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
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The Social Media Post
The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
The First Date Memory
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
That was super fast and super funny!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!