Why did the dad try to put a “Valencia” filter on his actual glasses? He wanted to see his life through “rose-tinted” lenses.
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404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
We created a monster... of a joke!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
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