I told her I’m a top cop. She told me to go patrol the dishwasher.
Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Morning Person
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Autonomous Lawn
The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
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The DIY Expert
Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »
68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
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