I told her I’m falling in love with my computer. She said, “Good, maybe the computer will do your laundry too.”
Part of the 67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Smart Shower
It only gives me 2 minutes of hot water to "save the planet." My...read more »
2000 Joke: A Happy Marriage Is
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »
The Shopping Marathon
Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Butler
We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my off...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Scales
It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
2025 Archive: The Deepfake Anniversary
I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
More capacity for humor on this site!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
The magic man... is laughing!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!