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2000 Archive: The Harry Potter

 She’s on the fourth book. She’s started calling the guest room “The Chamber of Secrets” because she hasn’t cleaned it in a year.

Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes10/28/2003 11:55Standard classic. Never gets old.
@The_Mask_Smokin01/13/2004 20:48P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Legally_Blonde_Elle09/01/2010 16:54What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Rugrats_Tommy12/01/2012 08:45A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@GG_WP_9807/01/2000 04:05Good game, well played. This is a winner.

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