Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun.
Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
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He was outstanding in his field.read more »
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It really whips the llama's ass!
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
You must construct additional laughs!
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