2005 Archive: The Grey’s Anatomy Logic

“You’re my person.” I told her this. She said, “Great, then ‘my person’ needs to go clean the cat litter.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

I’m wearing "Digital Clothes" on our video call. My wife told me...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid07/29/2001 13:42Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Austin_Powers_Doctor01/19/2006 12:22One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Pedro_For_Pres01/11/2005 10:23Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Tagged_Network12/01/2013 04:36You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Protoss_Pylon12/27/2000 23:01You must construct additional laughs!

@Selfie_King_0503/22/1998 12:33Taking a photo of me laughing!