I tried to solve a math problem on the fridge. She told me to stop writing on the appliances.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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The GPS Correction
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The Remote Control
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
The Dude abides... this joke.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
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