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2007 Vintage: The Gone Baby Gone

 I told her I’m a private investigator. She said, “Investigate where the missing remote is then, Sherlock.”

Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Matrix_Glitch02/24/1999 10:09There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
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