2014 Vintage: The Godzilla

A guy orders a “King of Monsters” drink. The bartender gives him a giant pitcher and sets the bar on fire.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"As sour as the Olympics breakdancing discourse."Part of the 58 ...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

A guy runs into the bar really fast and hits the wall.Part of th...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

@Tyler_Durden_Real10/28/2002 16:52Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Kill_Bill_Bride08/20/1998 09:21I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Dirty_Dancing_F01/10/1996 22:25Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Ancient_Aliens_G01/20/2014 00:33I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Orkut_Member_9910/01/2010 17:53A fan from Brazil! Great humor!