2011 Vintage: The Ghost Protocol

I told her I’m Ethan Hunt. She said, “Your ‘Mission Impossible’ is finding a pair of matching socks in that laundry pile.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »

I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »

@Lycos_Dog05/25/2007 00:27Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Sixth_Sense_Cole11/30/2004 11:04I see funny people... everywhere!

@Numa_Numa_Guy10/23/2012 22:04Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Scumbag_Steve_X09/10/1995 05:23Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Y_U_NO_Laugh03/02/2010 01:51Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?