No, that’s 2011. But I’m already “ghosting” the conversation when she starts talking about her mother’s diet.
Part of the 61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Hacking
He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pet-Bot
We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glasses Logic
"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
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The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Bed
It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »
1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am listening... and I am laughing.
The power of three... laughs!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
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