After the finale, my wife was so mad she didn’t speak to me for two days. I told her I didn’t write the script. She said, “You didn’t stop them either, Greg.”
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M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
We created a monster... of a joke!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.