I bought one for “the kids.” We don’t have kids.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Smart Blanket
It detects when I’m "hogging" it and sends a small electric shoc...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Smart Shower
It only gives me 2 minutes of hot water to "save the planet." My...read more »
The Social Media Post
The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition
In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
“Some people ask the secret of...
“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
The Hearing Aid
Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Seductress
My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »
2025 Classic: The Drone Delivery
My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Smart Doorbell
It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »
The In-Law Visit
Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
High five for this joke!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.