1998 Archive: The Furball

I found the Furby in the laundry. It said “Hungry.” I told it, “Join the club, my wife is on a juice cleanse.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

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In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

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It told us we’re a "Low-Compatibility Unit." I told it to shut u...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

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He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »

@DialUp_Dreamer07/17/2011 04:05Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@Dawson_Creek_Fan11/06/1996 21:25I am crying... with laughter!

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules07/31/2011 17:28Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril11/28/2007 22:01He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S05/22/2009 18:45I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Courage_Dog04/14/2005 22:41The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Leave_Britney_A09/16/2002 01:56Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@PopUp_Blocker_X04/05/2009 11:50I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@AOL_Chat_Veteran03/23/1999 01:31Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.