Why did the dad start building a fort in the living room? He heard his kids were spending a “Fort-nite” online.
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Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
More capacity for humor on this site!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Professional humor for professional people.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
I see what you did there. Clever!