2004 Archive: The Final word

She said, “You’re stuck with me.” I said, “I’m not stuck, I’m ‘invested’.”

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@AskJeeves_Fan12/27/1999 10:43Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Discman_Skipper04/04/2001 10:06Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Net_Addict_200008/14/2009 15:20My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Judge_Dredd_Law02/20/1997 01:40I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Courage_Dog11/10/1996 10:10The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Doge_Much_Funny03/26/1999 23:58Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Netscape_Now_B06/03/2008 11:28I clicked the button and it brought me here!