I did the Floss dance in front of her parents. Her dad asked if I was having a seizure. Her mom asked for a divorce on her behalf.
Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Neural-Shopping
I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
The Diet Partner
Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Windows
They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pet-Bot
We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 6G Connection
Everything is so fast. Now my wife’s "I told you so" reaches me ...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »
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57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
2025 Classic: The GPT-5
I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Blackberry” Edition
In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The farce is strong with this one!
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!