2016 Vintage: The Final Result

I tried to do a bottle flip to win an argument. It failed. I am now doing the dishes.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

@Discman_Skipper10/13/1997 10:19Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@OfficeWorker_9911/10/2000 05:33I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei04/30/2013 18:43You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Loituma_Girl11/21/2002 12:58Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Charlie_Bit_Me03/13/2008 08:20Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Web_Counter_9907/29/1997 12:55I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!