I posted a photo of my Apple Watch. 3 likes. My wife commented: “Your heart rate is high, are you arguing with someone on the internet again?”
Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!