I took a selfie with the dirty dishes. #Blessed. My wife commented: #GetToWork.
Part of the 67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The 3D Printed Dinner
I told her the steak tastes like plastic. She said, "That’s beca...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Doorbell
It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Blanket
It detects when I’m "hogging" it and sends a small electric shoc...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mars Colony Hype
I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said,...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neural-Music
The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The AI Podcast
He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »
The First Date Memory
Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
One does not simply read one joke.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
The best thing since version 1.0!