I checked my FarmVille status. My “Marriage” crop has withered due to neglect.
Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Digital Twin
My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Autonomous Lawn
The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »
58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition
In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
The In-Law Visit
Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »
The Bed Space
A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
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Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
One does not simply read one joke.
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
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