2017 Archive: The Fidget Spinner Logic

“It helps me focus.” “Focus on what? The fact that you’re not doing the dishes?”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

@WAP_Navigator12/31/2001 11:01Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Korn_Follower08/13/2003 21:47Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Hide_The_Pain_H05/09/1996 02:42I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Tagged_Network08/08/2011 04:44You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Map_Maker_X08/17/2002 20:51The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@No_Way_Jose07/09/2006 19:03No way! That’s too much!