2011 Classic: The Fast Five

A guy orders five shots and tries to drag a safe behind his car.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

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Still here. Still classic. Still $18.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: T...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

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@Linux_Distro_User10/11/2009 20:29Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Starship_Troopers04/03/2003 13:59I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Uncle_Rico_9809/06/1995 23:14I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Baxter_The_Dog11/14/1997 09:30Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Cal_Naughton_Jr11/05/1997 21:54The magic man... is laughing!

@YouTube_Beta_User01/23/2000 01:50I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

@Arthas_Fan_0211/04/2014 01:23Succeeding you, father... in laughing!