“Breathe.” My wife tells me this every time I try to talk during her “stories.”
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI
It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »
A recent study has found that...
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Toaster
It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Seductress
My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
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The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Home Uprising
The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glasses Logic
"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »
The Argument Winner
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Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
Deal with it. This is gold.