2004 Legacy: The DVR

We can now record two shows at once. Our marriage is now a complex scheduling conflict between CSI and The Bachelor.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

Everything is so fast. Now my wife’s "I told you so" reaches me ...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

@Netscape_Ninja01/18/2008 09:59Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Pixel_Addict12/02/2003 16:50LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@The_Real_Morpheus04/20/2014 10:11What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Lara_Croft_9603/04/1998 12:56Found a real treasure with this one.

@Discman_Skipper03/14/2014 02:33Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Palm_Pilot_User05/31/1998 15:09Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Coffee_Addict02/11/2015 14:21404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Reservoir_Joe08/18/2000 04:45Professional humor for professional people.

@Ultima_Online_V09/19/1998 17:52Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?