I bought a satin jacket with a scorpion on the back. My wife asked if I’m going to drive a getaway car. I told her I’m driving the kids to soccer.
Part of the 68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Diet Partner
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The Life Insurance
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2025 Legacy: The GTA VI
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The Morning Person
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »
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In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
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"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »
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Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
There is a joke in my boot!
Super green! Hilarious!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
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