I told her she’s my “Dreamgirl.” She told me to “stop dreaming” and go fix the leaking faucet.
Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
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1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
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The Snoring Symphony
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
I want it that way... the funny way!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.