1996 Legacy: The Draft

Why did the beer go to the doctor? Because it had a bad draft.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

Part Two: A guy walks in wearing a stillsuit and riding a giant w...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

"Team Black or Team Green?" "Team Beer," says the bartender.Part...read more »

A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks.Part of ...read more »

A guy whispers, "Hail Satan," and the bartender calls the cops.P...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

@Encarta_User01/16/2015 12:42I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Net_Neutral_9511/10/2013 17:06This is why we need the internet.

@Terminator_T80001/13/2004 09:34I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Simpson_Quotes09/19/2008 07:34D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Linux_Distro_User07/24/2002 16:59Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Mind_Blown_Gif10/16/2002 10:45*Boom* - there goes my brain!