He’s on Oprah now. My wife keeps asking, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” every time I fail at a chore.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
My wife and I were happy...
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The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
The Social Media Post
The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Truck 2.0
It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »
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The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
I should make a game about this joke.
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.