1995 Legacy: The DIY

I tried to fix the leaky faucet. Now the kitchen is a swimming pool and the plumber is my new best friend.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

I sent my avatar to her sister’s wedding. She sent her avatar to...read more »

It detects when I’m "hogging" it and sends a small electric shoc...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »

@SoundBlaster_1612/19/2012 00:10I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Burning_CDs04/19/1997 16:29I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Wrestling_Nut03/02/2015 17:52Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Goonies_Never_D12/30/2005 15:46Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Pedro_For_Pres11/07/2008 11:23Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@CounterStrike_Pro11/30/2006 07:50Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@Fred_Channel_0608/25/1999 04:07HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut08/21/2011 22:26My mind is blown by how funny this is.

@Dark_Web_Joker11/03/1997 16:38Found this on the deep end of the net.