“Survivor” is on. My wife says it’s her anthem. I reminded her she barely survived the 15-minute wait at the DMV.
Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
“Some people ask the secret of...
“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
The Morning Person
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »
“A couple was getting married, and...
“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »
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My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
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In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
The Hearing Aid
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Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Top tier web animation humor!
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