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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

Still here. Still classic. Still $18.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: T...read more »

A guy walks into a bar wearing a giant headset. He keeps waving ...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

@Modem_Meltdown04/09/2005 10:14My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@CRT_Brightness01/11/2007 04:23I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Macarena_Dancer10/28/2007 02:27Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Requiem_Dreamer12/01/2012 11:31That was intense... and funny!

@Second_Life_Avy12/01/2007 23:23In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.